The Story

Nothing behind me, everything ahead of me, as is ever so on the road.

Hair

Can someone please tell me how it’s fair that Sir David’s hair still manages to look better after 70 minutes of football than mine’s ever done even 70 seconds after a haircut?

Good luck to anyone who wants to get in contact with me tonight. Becks and Barca, my two favourite things in football, and maybe, in life.

Good luck to anyone who wants to get in contact with me tonight. Becks and Barca, my two favourite things in football, and maybe, in life.

DB7

I think the build up to tonight’s Champions League games should just consist of a tutorial on how to style your hair like David Beckham.

A random hunt through my phone’s images has led to a rather insightful discovery. In this order, the above are the photos that I took to my hairdressers for my chosen haircuts of the last four years. Villa to Becks to Hardy to Gosling to Draper to the current Anthony Green. I call this the evolution of a heroes haircut.

I’d like to thank Shortlist for conveniently using a mirror for their front cover this morning.

I’d like to thank Shortlist for conveniently using a mirror for their front cover this morning.

Whilst packing up my old house, I discovered 97 Gibby, fully equipped with (windswept) DB7 curtains and 96 Championship Bulls jacket. I won’t be the bearer of bad news and tell him he doesn’t end up playing for England.

Whilst packing up my old house, I discovered 97 Gibby, fully equipped with (windswept) DB7 curtains and 96 Championship Bulls jacket. I won’t be the bearer of bad news and tell him he doesn’t end up playing for England.